Skank ho

So, you know when someone is like in a bad mood and you know that you should just like leave them alone?

Maxi gets into a bad mood every now and again and everyone should just steer clear of him!! Especially strangers, who tut and sigh or look him up and down.

It has it's upside sometimes though, like when some skanky looking ho-bag gives us dirty looks for buying a bag of biscuits.

He did this.

At first I was like, OMG, but by the time she ran away I was so proud!

That's my man!!

Awkwardness

Ok so there was nothing on de telly, and I was messing on Facebook. Then I noticed a message from my lover Ronan Keating saying that he was gonna be on Children in Need on the BBC.

Sweeeeet!

So I'm watching it and it turns out my BBC is like the Northern Ireland one so after ages of trying to figure out what they were saying, some music started playing. It was The Saw Doctors....ummm ok??

So whilst watching this I was tweeting with my favourite poof and sent out a tweet saying,

"Saw doctors? WTF? Wheres Ronan? And cute boybands"

So anyway I eventually turned off Children in Need cause of some little fecker. I did some cleaning and chores so as to avoid a beating from himself when he comes home from work.

(Tee hee hee he doesn't beat me, although he'll say that he himself suffers a lot of spousal abuse from me, but that's only the kinky kind!)

Then I just sat back down to my Tweetdeck and received this tweet.....

(click me)

Ohhhhh its awkward...oh oh oh. What do I do?

So I direct messaged my poof for advice, so as to not anger The Saw Doctors anymore.

The conversation went something like this...


Me: Dude u know when I like said The Saw Doctors sucked ass they just tweeted me saying they were sorry!

Poof: Dude they did not. haha. do u feel guilty?

Me: Ha ha ha no! Look at their twitter page its just @sawdoctors you'll see the message.

Poof: Haha I saw it. Your such a bitch. I bet they crying over it now.

Me: Dude don't say that...should I like reply or something??

Poof: Yeah u should. tell them u love the n17 or something

Me: But I don't

Poof: Well pretend u do or something. shur god love em. its nice to be nice!!!!


All I was thinking was like "the N17....I can't even drive".

So I gathered all my thoughts and emotions and sent them this tweet.

(click me again as I'm kinda un legileble)

They haven't replied yet....I'll probably never sleep again. To make matters worse I missed my lover on de telly.

Sweeeeeeet

I made Maxi a super sexy dinner tonight of mushroom risotto and a big manly steak...now he's gone for a nap, oh the cuteness.

So now I'm gonna snuggle up on the couch eat my fizzy jellies and watch my Christmas movie with Steve Guttenberg...which Maxi didn't want to watch cause it was "GAY".

Now I have like an hour left in my movie to watch so I'm thinking...if I let himself sleep for like an hour and a half, maybe I could fit some "alone time" in....tee hee hee.

I probably wouldn't get away with it, he's in the next room and I'm very loud!

(Nommm nom nomm)

Funny Shtuff!

Funniest guy ever!* I only watch Mock the Week when he's on it cause that Frankie guy gives me the heeebeee jeeebees.







Ha ha ha ha ha!

*If you are not Maxi Cane, isn't he the funniest guy ever?! If you are Maxi Cane...doesn't this guy suck ass you are the funniest guy ever. I swear it the mostest.